Saturday, 14 November 2009

Little German Story 1, "The Tragedy of Weissbare"


Nearer the beginning of the tour, and of our time at the outer-space hotel in Bremen (right next door to the only Primark in Germany), we took two haribo gummy bears, both red, and placed them each in one of the lovely wine glasses that came with our room.

In the first bear's (henceforth to be called "Weissbare") glass we put water. Just regular Bremen tap water. The equation for this bear as follows:

1 red haribo bear+water

In the second bear's (henceforth to be called "Mineralbare") glass we put water AND one of those fizzy dissolving vitamin and mineral things that turns water orange. So:

1 red haribo bear+water+1 fizzy vitamin thing

Then we waited. We waited for days and days, for an entire week. Science!

Results were shocking.

Weissbare lost all colour whatsoever. In fact, at first, we thought he had dissolved completely, until we detected the faint jiggling outline of an overgrown gummi. Weissbare had, my friends, become enormous, and lost all his colour, but maintained his shape. Until we tried to scoop him out of the water. Then he disastorously glopped into pieces, much to our horror.

Mineralbare, on the other hand, only grew a little bit, but kept most of his colour (final state: medium orange). When we scooped him out of his water he was fit and firm, strong and rubbery.

Still, we liked Weissbare more.

End of German story one.

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

A true story.

The story of my time in Germany, by Emma Hooper:

They couldn't find the word for deer
no matter how they tried
forest brown and leaping legs
sigh and try and silence drags
they couldn't find the word for deer
no matter how they tried.

Monday, 26 October 2009

Neil's turn to blog.

This time, the blog's on Neil. Or...he's on the blog.

Either way: German touring! (again)

Sunday, 25 October 2009

Away, again.


So. The Cedar are on tour in Germany, again. Only this time it's

Longer!

More shows!

More countries!

(We did two shows in Holland. And...drove through France and Belgium on our way here.)

Neil's going to be doing the official blogging this time, and I'll link to those here when he's got them ready. But, in the meantime, a brief update to say:

We are staying in a space-themed hotel. The elevator is black lit with glowing solar systems that move as you ascend. The sinks and counters and floors are all blue and sparkly. There is a "star-walker bar."

I think we might just have the best little label ever.

Friday, 16 October 2009

It was like the olympics.

Last Sunday. Oh, what a day. If you were American (okay, Chicagoan. Okay, Charlian) it was THE CHICAGO MARATHON! (Don't worry everyone, Charlie did not, yet, quite, beat my PB. Mom, Erin, Tori, he did beat yours. I'm sorry.) If you were British it was Nothing Special. But if you were Canadian it was, of course, CANADIAN THANKSGIVING! (Or, as we like to call it: "(just plain) Thanksgiving.")

Anne-Marie and I did our best to educate the British locals. See footage below: