co-op coup

So. It's the world cup. Right now. And, as a proud Canadian, I don't really care much. I mean, it's not the OLYMPICS or anything. But, whoa, this country, this UKland, certainly does care. And uses that care to sell things, like yogurt and small sausages.

Consider, if you will, this gallery of products I found lurking at my local Co-op:


Pizza. An appropriate football-watching snack-food. Also, it's round. Like a ball. In 2-D.


Cheese-in-wax. Festive! Also, somewhat round.



I'm not sure what a 'Frube' is, but I think it involves yogurt. Which could help if you were, say, playing football but also felt bloated.


Coke, of course.


And, of course, Pepsi.


And where would professional sporting be solid blocks of calorie?


And, finally, soccer-ball-shaped-buns. Because you are what you eat. Or, rather, you are good at playing games that involve things that look like what you eat. Go England!