Sunday 7 September 2008

Culinary solitude

Shopping for one is hard. Harder than I thought. Something I might never get used to. Things I though could never go bad that, in my magical kitchen, have gone bad, include:

-Pesto. (Moldy in the fridge)

-Peanuts. (Hard as rocks in the cupboard)

-Jam. (Also moldy in the fridge)

-Milk. (Okay. I know that milk goes off. But my milk always go off on EXACTLY the day it says it will. Fine the day before. In solid lumps day of)

-Sugar Crisp. (One giant hard, damp, lump in the cupboard)

-Crackers. Crackers?!

3 comments:

erin k h said...

moisture! it's all moisture!!!

Anonymous said...

Yup, Erin's right... I still have crackers from 2003 in my cupboard!

Emma said...

seriously?! Aw man. From now on, I shall endeavor to buy only the dryest of dry foods.