S-T-Y-L-O-P-H-O-N-E

Allan got me a

STYLOPHONE!!!!!!!!!

Oh, oh, oh, my heart, be still!

I know you're busy.

We're all busy. I'm pretty busy, I'm sure you are too. But I'm warning you RIGHT NOW so that you have almost a month's notice. I'm warning you that if I hear from any one of you that you were

_too busy to vote_

on

***October 14th, 2008,***

we're no longer friends.

x
Em "ABC" ma.

Culinary solitude

Shopping for one is hard. Harder than I thought. Something I might never get used to. Things I though could never go bad that, in my magical kitchen, have gone bad, include:

-Pesto. (Moldy in the fridge)

-Peanuts. (Hard as rocks in the cupboard)

-Jam. (Also moldy in the fridge)

-Milk. (Okay. I know that milk goes off. But my milk always go off on EXACTLY the day it says it will. Fine the day before. In solid lumps day of)

-Sugar Crisp. (One giant hard, damp, lump in the cupboard)

-Crackers. Crackers?!